He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
