it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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