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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
