I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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