AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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