Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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