you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My life is pants optional.
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