The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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