Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Someone shattered a urinal.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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