My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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