he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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