Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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