Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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