Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
And then he peed in my hair
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