I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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