Well douche your snatch and let's go!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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