I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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