Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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