only if we run a train.
done.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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