Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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