Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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