I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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