There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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