Plan B is the new Plan A
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
