that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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