Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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