I'm drive I can fine osifer
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
