She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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