I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Me too!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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