Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
