new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
