Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
