ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
then he tried to convert me to islam
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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