He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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