no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
There are leaves in my underwear?
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