i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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