In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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