Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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