it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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