Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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