i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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