elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
