i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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