Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You left your phone here
Wait...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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