love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
