question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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