you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
