My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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