maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We had sex on a dog bed..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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