Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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