For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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